Functional Coffee
Specialty Coffee. Nootropics. Collagen.
Sharper focus. Sustained energy. Zero crash.
One cup. Every morning. No compromise.
Launching June 13th — CrossFit Wolverhampton
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Who Is This For?
BUILT FOR
The Athlete
You train at 5AM. Your coffee should work as hard as you do.
The Professional
Boardroom clarity without the 2PM crash.
The Disciplined
You don't do shortcuts. Neither do we.
INSIDE THE STACK
Specialty coffee infused with Cognizin® CDP-Choline, L-Theanine, grass-fed collagen peptides, and B vitamins (B5, B6, B12).
Every ingredient works together. Nothing is filler.
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THE SCIENCE
The Short Version
What it does: Sharpens focus, sustains energy without the crash, and supports recovery.
How it works: Nootropics enhance cognition, collagen rebuilds tissue, B vitamins fuel metabolism — all amplified by specialty coffee.
Why it's different: Every ingredient is clinical-grade, peer-reviewed, and dosed for effect. No proprietary blends. No filler.
Cognizin® CDP-Choline
Clinically studied nootropic that supports mental energy, focus, and attention. CDP-Choline is a precursor to acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter critical for memory and learning.
15+ peer-reviewed clinical studies
L-Theanine
Amino acid naturally found in tea that promotes relaxation without drowsiness. When combined with caffeine, L-Theanine smooths energy delivery and eliminates jitters.
20+ peer-reviewed clinical studies
Grass-Fed Collagen
Hydrolyzed collagen peptides from grass-fed cattle. Supports joint health, skin elasticity, and muscle recovery. Easily absorbed and bioavailable.
30+ peer-reviewed clinical studies
THE B VITAMIN COMPLEX
Pantothenic Acid
Essential for energy-yielding metabolism. Converts carbohydrates, fats, and proteins into cellular fuel. Supports the synthesis of coenzyme A — critical for over 70 metabolic pathways.
Pyridoxine
Supports nervous system function and psychological wellbeing. A key cofactor in the production of serotonin, dopamine, and GABA — the neurotransmitters that regulate mood, focus, and calm.
Cobalamin
Reduces tiredness and fatigue. Supports red blood cell formation and maintains the myelin sheath protecting nerve fibres. Essential for oxygen transport to muscles and brain.
THE SYNERGY EFFECT
Caffeine + L-Theanine
One of the most studied nootropic stacks. L-Theanine modulates caffeine's stimulatory effects, reducing jitters and anxiety while maintaining alertness. Studies show improved focus, reaction time, and cognitive performance compared to caffeine alone.
CDP-Choline + Caffeine
CDP-Choline enhances caffeine's cognitive benefits by supporting acetylcholine production. This neurotransmitter is essential for memory formation and sustained attention. Together, they create calm, focused energy without the crash.
B Vitamins + Nootropic Stack
B5, B6, and B12 act as essential cofactors that amplify the entire stack. B5 converts food to cellular energy, B6 supports the neurotransmitter production that CDP-Choline and L-Theanine rely on, and B12 ensures efficient oxygen delivery to the brain and muscles.
Collagen + Morning Ritual
Taking collagen in the morning maximises absorption. The amino acids support tissue repair during the day's physical demands. Combined with coffee's antioxidants and B vitamins' metabolic support, this creates a comprehensive morning stack for body and mind.
Full Transparency: Every ingredient is backed by peer-reviewed research. No proprietary blends. No hidden formulas. No filler. Just what works.
"Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants."
EPICTETUS
Launch Event
JUNE 13TH
CrossFit Wolverhampton
The first batch drops in person. Be there.
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